Insufferable Groomsmen You’d Love to Hate
Groomsmen have always been pictured as the groom’s bosom buddies who are ready to ship in just so they can be at the wedding. But there is someone who cringes at the thought of the guys coming over, the nervous bride. Do you want to know why? Really know why?
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* The Drunk. During the wedding reception he makes a fool of himself, harassing guests, and worse gives a horrifying groomsman toast. Good you didn’t’ get married by the poolside; the drunk might have slipped and accidentally pushed you to the pool; wedding gown and all. What a calamity!
* The Fearless Groper. This obnoxious fool gets the itch when sloshed. No amount of polite explaining can sober him up so watch the guests file out if you can’t control him or throw him out. Well, he was charming during the wedding ritual until he got hold of his TLiquor Flask. So that was it.
* The Whiner. He does nothing but complain. You dread distributing the Gifts for Groomsmen lest you hear him carping about the identical Golf Gifts. Serves you well too for being too lazy to shop for personalized gifts.
* The Slob. You can’t stand his ragged pants, creased shirt, and messy hair. He picks his teeth with his fingers not caring if you’re there and he drops his cigarette butts everywhere. His sloppiness is grating on your nerves. It’s a good thing though he’s rooming with the groom or you’d really freak out.
* The Lousy Braggart. He does nothing butbroast about his new car and his dazzling broad. He makes sure too everybody hears how much he spent for his fiancee’s engagement ring and he keeps going on until your ears are sore. Makes you wonder what your groom saw in him.
It is so maddening you can’t toss these guys out of the house so you grin and bear them. It’s a good thing though that they’ll be leaving after the wedding reception. But what if there’s a freeloader lurking? That’s BIG trouble.
Is your sister tying the knot too? Better fill her in. She must quiz her groom about his groomsmen. If there’s a tip-off she will be meeting one of these wackos soon, encourage her to be candid about her fears. Her groom might have second thoughts then but that would be unlikely so prep her up to deal with these insufferable groomsmen.
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